Oh what do you do in the summertime?

Oh what do you do in the summertime, when all the world is green????

Do you camp in your trailer?

Or go see cows in the fields of Greer?

Or go spotting for elk?

Or hang out on your cabin porch naked with your bum falling out of your diaper?

Or sign your daughter up for a twelve step program to get rid of plumber's crack?

Or pop out a baby?

Or realize that you can multi-task? Swinging and picking your nose with TWO fingers at the same time?

Or laugh at dad during breakfast?

Or read a ton of books with mamma?

Or play in hail storms?

And then dry off with grandpa.

Or fall down the cabin driveway and almost poke your eye out and spend the day in urgent care in Springerville?

Or just hang out and push your scooter around the porch?

Or ride motorcycles with dad? But always remember your helmet first.

Or walk in the room to discover that your husband has drawn chest hair on your daughter with a sharpie?

Or look like you are on drugs in every picture you take? what is with that?

Or play outside in the forest and get so dirty you love it?

Or camp with all of your cousins?

And get your pictures taken by the family paparazzi?

Or drown in the lake trying to wake board like you did in high school but now it doesn't work as well cuz your older and fatter?

But still so cute...

Or graduate college with a business degree and don't walk in your ceremony because you think walking is stupid and you are a putz and didn't do it even though your wife says you should have? Or get 1,000 dollars that she saved a year and a half for to spend on whatever you want as your graduation present?(He bought a big screen tv with his present for football season, go tc you are the man for graduating college!)

Or drive the power wheels with your cousins?

Or hang out with the ladies?

Or make peanut butter cookies with peanut butter m&ms on top? (So delicious!)

Or get your bottles finally taken away because the pediatrician says you have to? (Her favorite was getting one before bed, this was her favorite way to wind down in her bed, but alas no more, now its sippy cups only)

Or make stupid faces on the sliding glass door?

Or hang out at the beach in Mexico? ( Ok these are the oldest pics I have, they are actually from Easter 2010 but I thought I would throw them in...spring is close enough to summer right?)

IS that what you do in the summer ????

So do I! :-)